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(Inside the office of Mr. YouTube, a human man in a suit with the logo of YouTube for a head was working on his office computer.) (Then, stomping his way to the office door, Bendorah in a suit barges in.) Bendorah: Mr. YouTube, I got a bone to pick with you. *Roll Cred-* Bendorah: (pushes the credits aside) There are some major issues that you need to take care of. Mr. YouTube: Oh, I know about our financial troubles. Which is why we jacked up prices for YouTube Premium. Bendorah: I ain’t here about your financial problem. I’m talking about the problems that YOU have caused for the users of your platform. Mr. YouTube: Hey, if they have a problem they can have a word with me. Bendorah: Yeah, and it’s “listen!” In fact, it’s four; “Shut up AND listen!” But, it’s actually seventeen; “Move those nonexistent lips to utter an iota of speech and we’ll nail you on a cross!” Mr. YouTube: …. How did you- Bendorah: I have telekinesis AND telepathy, two powers that required

Bendorah: Hey everyone, Bendorah here! Apparently, SMG4 had Mario read roasts people made for our favorite Italian plumber almost a year back. So, feeling a bit brave, I decided to react to roasts folks have made aimed at me. (cracks knuckles) BRING IIIIT!!! (On Discord, TW typed: He looks like the word “bruh”) Voice Bot: He looks like the word “bruh” Bendorah: (snicker) seriously? That’s it? Kinda weak if you ask me. I was expecting some actual trash talking, like doing their actual worst to- (Also on Discord, OutcastShadow placed an image of Elsa.) (Bendorah was dead silent, his eyes and brows narrowed. He slowly turns to the camera.) Bendorah: (El Macho voice) somebody’s going to die tonight. (On a video feed, Shadirah was told to roast.) Shadirah: “....I'll be honest I can't think of anything to say to you pal-" Bendorah: (smiling, grateful) Oh thanks, bro! (On a different video feed. Richi-Gostu was told to roast.) Richi-Gostu: I'm not going to take this

Last time on Kaiju Rename Z, King Kong passed the Grey Poupon and fought the Viet Cong. Gorosaurus became marvelous, Excelsior! With GIANT freakin’ BUGS. And the only good bug is a dead bug. Will Bendorah stop doing Movie-exclusive kaiju and turn to the smaller screen? WenMonstaverseTightens? And will he start an actual serious project with all these renames? Or is he just playing dumb? Tune in for this episode of KAIJU RENAME Z! HEDORAH A rather grotesque kaiju at most…. That’s it, there’s no continuation of that. He’s literally made of sludge. He’s literally an alien kaiju made of ooze. His name comes from Hedoro, meaning sludge, slime or ooze. And at some point, apparently, he’s been given the title “Ninja Monster” in the Japanese trailer for his movie debut…. WHAT?! But, regardless, I think I should take his title of “Smog Monster” and combine the two into “Smogster.” (English; Smog + Monster) Smogster SERVUM In the anime movies, the Servum are never once called by

If y’all read the description of the last Kaiju Renames addition and clicked on the link, you know why you came here. But, without ado, I’m Bendorah and I’m renaming kaiju for fun. So let’s get to it! KING KONG He ain’t got nothing on you? Well, the truth is that YOU ain’t got NOTHING on HIM! He’s king of the apes, king of skull island, and he easily surpasses Godzilla as the most iconic giant monster in cinema history! Ladies, Gentlemen and all the fancy people in between, it’s the eighth wonder of the world, KING KONG! Kong, like all gorillas, tends to pound his fists on his chest. In the King Kong vs Godzilla movie, his roar was tried to be dismissed as thunder by the scared denying protagonists. Heck, he even got electric powers in the same movie. Now, two things; his roar is like thunder and he pounds on his chest. So, combining those two things King Kong’s rename shall be “Thunder-pounder.” (English; Thunder + Pounder) Thunder-pounder GOROSAURUS Gorosaurus was a

Hey guys, it’s ya boi Bendorah! Hold your applause! I got nothing else to say except that unlike the last part, I am working on the more slightly-less-than-great kaiju. Such as Baragon, Ebirah and other kaiju that had their own movie, like Varan. So, without further ado, let’s-a go! MANDA The Great Guardian of Mu. Which is also the Great Weapon of Mu. And made cameos and minor roles in Godzilla films (and shows) after his debut film. However, Manda became a species with an actual role in Godzilla Singular Point. Manda is usually an oriental dragon or a large snake, in fact he was originally given the name “Mammoth Snake” (Manmosu Sunēku) or “Mammoth Serpent” (Manmosu Da) during production of Atragon, he was supposed to be just a giant snake. But, since 1964 was gonna be the Year of The Dragon, they decided to change that. They redesigned him into a dragon and they shortened the name from “Manmosu Da” to “Manda.” And, in case ya didn’t know, dragons were inspired by snakes and

News Update on Blue Drake: Aura Legends. It will be on this account, @Bendorah, since Blue Drake is basically a humanized version of my kaijusona. The only difference is that the portrayal is more bizarre and wilder than the traditional humanization of kaiju. And also because I do plan to draw stuff, and I haven't drawn anything on this account for 2 years, it's ridiculous. I have some pieces of lore for you all. Kirilans - People who can use their auras to manifest armor and use powers. Usually stereotyped as superheroes or supervillains, but not all of them are. Some are just people using their abilities to help with their everyday lives. A good 13% of the human race are Kirilans. Dino-Sapiens - People who are dino people. Basically anthropomorphic dinosaurs/aquatic reptiles/pterosaurs. About 10% of the human race are Dino-Sapiens. There Be Dragons! - self-explanatory. Sapient intelligence, semi-humanoid, combo of Eastern and Western. Fishmen - Semi-aquatic humanoids with

Hey guys, Bendorah here and now I am back on Godzilla and Kaiju Renames. This time I am working on some of the smaller and lesser known kaiju that don’t get much recognition. So, without further ado, make sure to fave this and comment if you like this or have any suggestions of renames of your own! And here we go! GIANT OCTOPUS The kaiju that appeared in King Kong vs Godzilla in 1962. Also known as Oodako, this guy was portrayed by several live octopi (don’t worry, some of them were released… but the rest were eaten) and a rubber puppet. I didn’t know that he appeared in Frankenstein vs Baragon and The War of The Gargantuas, for I didn’t get a chance to watch those movies yet. Well, I can’t just call it “Kraken” and call it a day, besides that’s already taken. I need to be a little bit more creative. Since, in its debut, it resides among the Solomon Islands, where Faro Island is, I’m going to combine “Solomon” and “Cephalopod” to make “Solomopod”. (English; Solomon +